Do you speak english ?

[miau]

Of course sir!

Let's give it a try!

[miau]

A big shit lol?

You mean your english is lame and terrible? Mine isn't that good either. But you'll get better by practicing

[EnfantDuKaliYuga]

Good evening gentlemen.

I hope we'll improve our skills here.

[EnfantDuKaliYuga]

Good evening
Maybe you're the best in english here.

Well... i'm not sure of that.

I don't practice enough unfortunately. If you want to improve your skills, i encourage you to do something you like, for example watching movies/videos, reading books or wikipedia articles or playing video games, but instead of doing this in french you turn english language on.
It's really efficient.

[EnfantDuKaliYuga]

I'm not always sure of the adequacy of the words i'm writing there, so if you gentlemen can correct me, i would be grateful.

[EnfantDuKaliYuga]

You're right but i can't do that actually, i'm not able to do that right now, i have a big hair in the center of my hand. I'm lazy.
Maybe in the futur.

I have the same problem.
If i didn't like english, i probably wouldn't have done necessary efforts to learn it.

[EnfantDuKaliYuga]

I don't have the level for this. But if you can do that for me, it would be nice or kind (i don't know exactly the difference between this two words)

Well i'm not sure of the difference too...

So i will try to be kind and nice.

[EnfantDuKaliYuga]

I don't have the courage even to do the things i like. I'm lazy and it's a disease

Being lazy is alright if you're happy being lazy.
If you're lazy because of depression, well, it's alright too.

God bless lazyness.

"Look at the birds of the air; they do not sow or reap or store away in barns, and yet your heavenly Father feeds them. Are you not much more valuable than they? "
Jesus Christ

"My young men shall never work, men who work cannot dream; and wisdom comes to us in dreams. You ask me to plow the ground. Shall I take a knife and tear my mothers breast? Then when I die she will not take me to her bosom to rest. You ask me to dig for stone. Shall I dig under her skin for her bones? Then when I die I cannot enter her body to be born again. You ask me to cut grass and make hay and sell it and be rich like white men. But how dare I cut off my mother's hair."
Smohalla

[EnfantDuKaliYuga]

I'm not happy with my lazyness. Sometimes i'm lazy without depression, sometimes i'm lazy with depression. But i'm never happy with it.

I'm on the opposite side because i'm really happy with my lazyness.
Truly, i believe lazyness is the beginning of wisdom.

[EnfantDuKaliYuga]

OK, a little bit complicated to explain my point of vue in english. And it's late, i'm saying to you good night.

See ya soon buddy !
Good night my fellow comrade !

[miau]

Good evening
Maybe you're the best in english here.

EnfantDuKaliYuga is quite the smooth-talker, he's more solid and steady than a rock and can adapt in any situation. That's why he's not struggling at all when speaking that language!

[miau]

I'm not always sure of the adequacy of the words i'm writing there, so if you gentlemen can correct me, i would be grateful.

l'd say may/might/could instead of "can" because it sounds more conditional.

[miau]

OK, a little bit complicated to explain my point of vue in english. And it's late, i'm saying to you good night.

Are you french?

[EnfantDuKaliYuga]

l'd say may/might/could instead of "can" because it sounds more conditional.

Thanks !

[miau]

Psychic power

[miau]

Pfff i'm stupid, i don't undestand. I'm bad in oral comprehension.

A woman shows a picture to an old lady (who is actually a medium) and says "do you remember that girl?".

The medium nods and answers "yes! actually i worked this case". Actually, the young girl on that picture was said (by the medium) to be beaten and killed. She charged several hundreds of dollars to give that "information" to her family.

But in fact, that girl who was supposed to be dead... is the same one sitting in front of her!

[miau]

You're welcome! The takeaway is "never trust these scammers"!

[EnfantDuKaliYuga]

Psychic power

Fucking crook !!!

[Celest__]

Hi everyone

I do speak in English every day but I'm still learning.
I learned English from a game, I had no choice 'cause I am in a North American server and I'm glad 'cause I met a bunch of awesome people in here !
I admit that was fk'n rough at the beginning jeez ! But now now people understand me pretty well.

I'll teach you some phrases not commons I've learned from them :

"what's cracking homie", "what's popping dood (dude)" similar to "what's up buddie" (ça va mon pote ?)

[miau]

"what's cracking homie", "what's popping dood (dude)"

I wasn't aware of these ones. And thanks to you I also know what "t bag" means